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COVID Testing

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Say you’ve got symptoms. Chills. Fever. Muscle aches. Are you going to get tested? The word on the street is

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La Feria on Avenida Juarez

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There’s a big push to make Avenida Juarez an international tourist destination again. Never mind the big border security apparatus

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How to Live in El Paso – Franklin Mountains State Park

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The pandemic made some winners. Amazon. Best Buy. FedEx, and UPS. Locally, Crazy Cat. People wondered whatever happened to that

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“They Make Patients Die Alone . . .”

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Secrets of Horse Trading

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I’ve always said that if you’re going to sell a blind horse, the first thing you tell the mark is

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How Do You Get Covid at Walmart?

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Is it available in Menswear, between the Rustler jeans and the Hanes underwear? Are unmasked infecteds coughing on the tomatoes?

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Words and Their Meanings

2020-11-13 elrichiboy City Management, Coronavirus, Karla Nieman, Liar Liar, Quarantine, Slider, Tommy Gonzalez 9 comments

El Paso City Attorney Karla Nieman had a birthday party for her daughter, in apparent contravention of the order against

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Daddy and Daddy Are Fighting

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Mayor Dee Margo and County Judge Ricardo Samaniego are battling it out over local government’s response to El Paso’s soaring

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A Failure of Government

2020-11-10 elrichiboy City Council, City Management, Coronavirus, Quarantine, Slider, Tommy Gonzalez 5 comments

Pizza king J. Kirk Robison penned a Letter to the Editor in Sunday’s Sun Shopper El Paso Times. It is

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Pearl Clutching as a Political Strategy

2020-10-31 elrichiboy City Council, City Management, Coronavirus, Politics, Quarantine, Slider, Tommy Gonzalez, Welfare for the Rich 4 comments

The old. The sick. And some other group, harder to define. Maybe you’re part of that other group. Maybe you’re

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The Covid Economy

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You can catch the Covid twice, but it’s not likely. There have been three recorded cases, one in Hong Kong,

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Xavier Miranda on School Reopenings

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*The following statement is being submitted to Chief Academics Officer Tamekia Brown of EPISD, who will host a live chat,

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Living With Covid

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Things are different now. If you get the Covid, you’re going to kill someone you love. Your grandmother. Your father.

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Flattening the Curve

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Expectations drive the economy. Economists measure consumer confidence. The futures markets are self-fulfilling prophecies, to a degree. Politicians know that.

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The Big Pharma Covid 19 Conspiracy

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Viral Load

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Some viruses are so strong, and they reproduce so rapidly in the human body, that just a little dose of

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Power Cruise

2020-04-28 elrichiboy Coronavirus, How to Live in El Paso, Quarantine, Slider 2 comments

Right now, West Texas Intermediate is going for $14.16 a barrel. A year ago, it was almost $62. So why

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What About Open El Paso?

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I’m a little curious about the motivations of the Open El Paso advocates. Do their home lives suck? Maybe they

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“There are things more important than living.”

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Purple flowers are taking over my backyard. They’ve claimed a solid half of one of the raised beds, and they’re

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