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Noche Bohemia

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A two-thirds moon hung in a cloud dappled sky. It was the night side of dusk when I crossed the

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Vaginal Delivery: $166.67

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With a FEMAP membership, having a baby via the traditional method only costs $3000 Mexican pesos, or $166.67 U.S. dollars

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El Paso Public (Seed) Library

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Here’s something cool. The El Paso Library will give you seeds for your garden. All they ask is that when

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Remember when El Paso was cool? They’re back.

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Remember this story I posted back in March about that El Paso band Cigarettes After Sex that achieved internet stardom

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Consultation With a Doctor: $3.35

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What could be more fun than talking about health care? Our deductible is so high that I don’t even know

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Can you get a cheaper EpiPen in Juarez?

2016-08-31 elrichiboy How to Live in El Paso, Juarez 2 comments

I was going to tell you how you could get an EpiPen in Jaurez. You know, like in Canada: The

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Velando Juan Gabriel

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Juan Gabriel, I think, shaped the way gays in Juarez think about themselves. On Avenida Juarez, Juanga stares down from

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Sunday Matinee

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Here’s the 2010 grind classic, Machete, on YouTube. And remember, Machete don’t text.

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Black Joe Lewis and the Honey Bears at Tricky Falls TONIGHT!!!

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This is the last time I’m going to tell you. Black Joe Lewis and the Honey Bears are playing at

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Live Large at Proper

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In El Paso, we all know someone who prints t-shirts. Your brother. Your cousin. Your girlfriend’s boyfriend. That kid in

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Fixed Idea at the Lowbrow Palace

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Are you trapped in a loveless engagement? Do you want to break up with your significant other, but don’t know

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Black Joe Lewis at Tricky Falls on Friday

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Black Joe Lewis is bringing his party to Tricky Falls Friday, and he wants you to come.

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Viva Juarez, Cabrones. A Downtown Restaurant Guide.

2016-08-24 elrichiboy How to Live in El Paso, Juarez 2 comments

One of the best things about El Paso is Juarez. It’s more than a different city, or a different country.

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Blank Range with Black Joe Lewis at Tricky Falls

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Blank Range opens for Black Joe Lewis and the Honey Bears on Friday, August 26, at Tricky Falls. Tickets are

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Black Joe Lewis at Tricky Falls

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Austin’s Black Joe Lewis and the Honeybears play Friday at Tricky Falls. Tickets are $13 in advance.

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Things are heating up in Juarez.

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My favorite Juarez news source La Polaka reports that there have been 29 murders so far this month in Juarez,

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It’s Almost Good.

2016-08-17 elrichiboy Brand El Paso, How to Live in El Paso 2 comments

El Paso is beautiful. The mountains. The sky. My wife. (That’s not her in the mural.) And the art. Especially

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Where the Sun Don’t Shine

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According to this story in the El Paso Times, the El Paso Electric Company (EPEC) may soon engage in rolling

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Bravos Apertura

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Our local professional fútbol team, FC Bravos from Ciudad Juarez, will be playing their first game of the 2016 season

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Budgeting, Juaritos Style

2016-07-07 elrichiboy How to Live in El Paso, Juarez One comment

Here’s a pro tip. The toll booth on the Stanton Street bridge doesn’t open till late. Like 10:00 a.m., maybe.

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