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Juanga Plaza

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They launched La Gran Plaza de Juan Gabriel last week. I went Sunday, after the VIPs had made their speeches

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FEMAP

The Day I Had Cancer

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Yesterday I had cancer. I found it the night before. An angry little red bump on my back, on my

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Make El Paso Great Again

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What do we want from El Paso? If you say industry to alleviate the homeowners’ tax burden, I’m not buying

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filete al mojo de ajo

Vulgar Talk

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I know it’s vulgar to talk about money. Unless it’s for the children. And I hate to talk about how

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buskers

Where are the buskers?

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With all the struggling musicians in El Paso, I have to wonder why I don’t see more buskers. Last week

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Serving the Community

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Some of you expressed great concern over the financial health of the Kentucky Club after the taxman closed it earlier

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Proper Print Shop’s Art en Vivo 22.09.16

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Hoy es jueves, as we used to say in seventh grade Spanish, and that means that Proper Print Shop is

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reopening day at the kentucky

Okay. Exhale.

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Last night I had a horrible dream. I dreamt that the taxman had closed the Kentucky Club, and Donald Trump

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Entre Otros

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The tirilones aren’t the only guys in Juarez who dress for effect.

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Tin Tan Vive

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Tirilones rock zoot suits on the dieciseis pedestrian mall on Sunday.

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Fiesta Juarez

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Friday night I went to the Fiesta Juarez. Through some monumental clerical error I got into the VIP area. I

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Proper Printshop’s Art en Vivo, 15.9.16

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Today’s Thursday, and that means that our friends at Proper Printshop are having another printing party. Tonight’s artists are Proper’s

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Noche Bohemia

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A two-thirds moon hung in a cloud dappled sky. It was the night side of dusk when I crossed the

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Vaginal Delivery: $166.67

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With a FEMAP membership, having a baby via the traditional method only costs $3000 Mexican pesos, or $166.67 U.S. dollars

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El Paso Public (Seed) Library

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Here’s something cool. The El Paso Library will give you seeds for your garden. All they ask is that when

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Remember when El Paso was cool? They’re back.

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Remember this story I posted back in March about that El Paso band Cigarettes After Sex that achieved internet stardom

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Consultation With a Doctor: $3.35

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What could be more fun than talking about health care? Our deductible is so high that I don’t even know

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Can you get a cheaper EpiPen in Juarez?

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I was going to tell you how you could get an EpiPen in Jaurez. You know, like in Canada: The

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Velando Juan Gabriel

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Juan Gabriel, I think, shaped the way gays in Juarez think about themselves. On Avenida Juarez, Juanga stares down from

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Sunday Matinee

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Here’s the 2010 grind classic, Machete, on YouTube. And remember, Machete don’t text.

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