Monarch turns four today. I remember when she was in pigtails and braces, with skinned knees from learning to ride
Category: How to Live in El Paso
Visit Juarez Like a Tourist
Do you go to Juarez? If you do, you likely only go to the bars and restaurants. And who can
Drink Tequila, Lose Weight
According to a report presented at a meeting of the American Chemical Society: A sweetener created from the plant used
Support Our Sponsors!
El Chuqueño would be a lot more miserable place without support from those guys in the right-hand column (or wherever
Conor Oberst at Tricky Falls Thursday
Are you the last person who doesn’t know who Conor Oberst is? He’s a singer/songwriter that used to be in
Look At This Bitchin’ T-Shirt
And you can get one. Half the money goes to local human rights groups. But that’s a bonus. Mostly it’s
At The Drive-In at the Coliseum
Hometown heroes At the Drive-in will return this Saturday to play a gig at the County Coliseum, bringing along with
Fine Dining a la Raramuri
There are thousands of places to eat in Juarez. Maybe tens of thousands. The barriers to entry are low. If
Real Creams Atlético 3-0
It looked like Real had more players than Atlético. Christian Ronaldo scored all three goals. He makes big plays. Lionel
Champions League Semis Tuesday and Wednesday
The first leg of the UEFA Champions League semi-finals takes place tomorrow and Wednesday at 12:45, like lunch dessert. The
Desponchadora Rapidito
In Mexico, the three biggest industries are petroleum, public corruption, and desponchadoras. There are so many desponchadoras in Juarez that
How to Be a Latin Lover Trailer
Here’s a trailer for a movie that premieres this weekend. Check it out.
Energy Drinks
Have you ever had a Red Bull? Like maybe that one time you were driving by yourself down the valley
I Love El Paso.
I love El Paso. I love the weather. I love the desert. I love those orange-red sunsets we sometimes get
The Second Oldest Bar in Juarez
El Recreo is so exclusive it doesn’t even have a sign. I was in there three times before I figured
Defending the Donald Trump Handshake
The more you know . . . . Check it out.
La Fiesta
This week I got to go into La Fiesta. La Fiesta is located at the corner of Mariscal and Segundo
Happy Valentine’s Day!
I saw this guy hustling Valentine’s Day cards at Monarch last night. He draws the illustrations and writes the jokes.
La Esquina de Chihuas
There’s a new bar on the Strip, and it’s closer to the bridge than every other bar except La Cucaracha.
El Zocalo on Avenida Juarez
El Zocalo is improbably located on Avenida Juarez, near Dieciseis, where the tunnel erupts into the street. I say improbably