Wouldn’t it be cool if any of this story were true?

Here’s a story from respected internet portal Overpasses For America detailing how a bunch of Minutemen detained two men with CIA i.d. who were smuggling 1,300 pounds of cocaine somewhere near El Paso.

A group of minutemen watching the Mexican Border for illegal migrants and drug traffickers, have proceeded to the citizen arrest of two men in an SUV, carrying 1300 pounds of cocaine. The volunteers were completely astonished when the two arrestees pulled out CIA ID cards and explained they were actually carrying the drug as part of their duties and that the cargo belonged to the Central Intelligence Agency.

The incident took place last night, in the Chihuahuan desert, near the Texan city of El Paso. A group of seven minutemen saw a large black SUV drive rapidly across the border. They chased the vehicle in their own trucks and achieved to immobilize it after a chase of more than 15 miles.

Do we even have any minutemen around here? I thought concerned El Pasoans ran them off.

If they were legitimate CIA operatives, don’t you think they would have waited till they were in the bowels of some government interrogation center before they sprang their Get Out of Jail Free cards? I’m sure that’s Standard Operating Procedure for any CIA agents caught smuggling cocaine.

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