It came to my attention yesterday that your favorite website was somehow compromised, and we’re not sending out emails after every post is published.
How did this happen, you may ask? Was it some nefarious actor trying to hamstring my election efforts?
Beats me. Maybe the gods of the internet are punishing me for some ones and zeroes transgression. I dunno. I’m not a programmer, I’m just a user.
Anyhow, the staff at El Chuqueño are working feverishly to fix it, but it’s like trying to rebuild a pocket watch. No entiendo.
I reckon once we get it mended, you will have to sign up for email delivery once again. I apologize for the inconvenience. Till then, please check back in at elchuqueno.com frequently for the last news and cynical interpretations.
I’ll be sacrificing transistor radiators on my barbecue grill in an effort to appease those mysterious powers that control the World Wide Web in the meantime.