Valentine’s Money-Making Opportunity

Before I was an internet publishing magnate I had this money-making idea: I’d go to one of the swank restaurants downtown and take pictures of guys and their girlfriends on Valentine’s. Then I’d sell the pictures to the guys. Or their wives.

Because guys take their girlfriends out to lunch on Valentine’s, so they can eat dinner with their wives that night.

Lemme know how it works out.

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