Crossing Over

Do you need a passport to come back from Mexico?

Longtime Juarez day-tripper Tom doesn’t think so.

“I never bring my passport. What are they going to do? Deport you? You’re already over here.”

Eric had this to say:

“Have you ever seen it on the news? ‘It’s day 47, and so-and-so has been stranded in Juarez without a passport.'”

What if you lost your passport in Juarez? Would they deport you?

The worst that could happen is secondary inspection. Okay, the worst that could happen is intense anal and vaginal probing in the name of national security. But wait, that lady had a passport, and she settled with the University Medical Center for more than a million dollars.

I’m not saying it’s worth it, because that would make me a hooker. But still, a million bucks.

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