“Affordable Family Entertainment”

Remember when those nice people were pitching the ballpark as “affordable family entertainment”?

Here’s Josh Hunt in an El Paso Inc. interview:

Q: Did you ever imagine you would be in the sports ownership business?

No, we’re a real estate company out making investments every day, seeking much higher returns. Being in the sports ownership business was not something I originally envisioned, but I do think it will be fantastic in April 2014 when 10,000 El Pasoans are enjoying affordable family entertainment in our Downtown.

Sure, you can sit on the berm for $5. Do you want to take you kids to the ballpark and make them sit on the grass where they’re so far away from the action that they might as well have stayed outside and watched through the fence?

Or there’s $9 and $10 seats, with real seats and much the same proximity problem. But even that, and refreshments, are going to set a family of four back $80, at least. Eighty rats goes a long way in El Paso (and forty percent further in Juarez).

And that’s just the start. Good seats can cost more. A lot more.

Of course, affordable is relative. I guess if you have a family of baseball fanatics, $80 might be cheap. It might be worth not getting your youngest eyeglasses, or foregoing a little medication, or putting tap water on your generic-brand Cheerios instead of milk for six months.

How am I supposed to explain to my five-year-old that we’re second-class citizens?

At a taxpayer-funded facility, no less.

Spending is an exercise in the allocation of scarce resources. That’s the basis of capitalism, and I’m okay with that. But that ballpark wasn’t a capitalistic deal. It was pitched as a social good, an option for “affordable family entertainment.” And I’m not seeing that.

Instead, we have a reverse Robin Hood system, where the poor are subsidizing entertainment options for the leisure class. That’s unconscionable.

I’m afraid the disconnect here is the difference between what most Paseños consider “affordable family entertainment” and what some other families consider “affordable family entertainment.”

One comment

  1. So the majority of the seats run from 15 to 32 dollars. Such a deal. A family of four can pay from 60 to 128 dollars just for seating. Minimum of 5 dollars for parking. And here’s the menu for one restaurant in the park. http://www.milb.com/content/page.jsp?ymd=20140623&content_id=81264364&fext=.jsp&sid=t4904&vkey= In other words, just for a burger you’re paying 10 bucks. I couldn’t find anything showing a complete list of the food there with prices. Wonder why, or do we have to wonder. 65 dollars then add at least 30 bucks a person for food, 185 dollars. Then you have to have a souvenir, another 15 a person? Grand total, 245 dollars for a “cheap entertainment”.

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