I guess you saw the U.S. News and World Report report that had El Paso rated as the ninth best place to live in the U.S.
I think they missed a few criteria that would make us Number 1. Like these:
Average Drive Time to a Chico’s Tacos.
Price of Black Tar Heroin.
Beers consumed per week.
Cumbia skills of the general population.
Jolliness measured by weight.
You don’t have to cheat if the game is rigged.