We’re Number 1!

I guess you saw the U.S. News and World Report report that had El Paso rated as the ninth best place to live in the U.S.

I think they missed a few criteria that would make us Number 1. Like these:

    Average Drive Time to a Chico’s Tacos.
    Price of Black Tar Heroin.
    Beers consumed per week.
    Cumbia skills of the general population.
    Jolliness measured by weight.

You don’t have to cheat if the game is rigged.

2 comments

  1. Juarez has us beat by a long shot for cheap black tar heroin or “chiva” as its called there. Just sayin’.

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