Here’s another post by me writing as Lank Dresser, from the annals of El Paso Inc.’s What’s Up.
In Texas, we prize our liberty and our personal freedom. And our big trucks. And our governors with hundred dollar haircuts. But mostly our liberties.
That’s why we’re such big proponents of home schooling. We don’t need no godless liberal school board learning our kids that evolution crap. Do I look like a monkey to you?
So you can understand why I was a little upset when some “concerned mothers” urged me to take that handgun away from my drunken 17-year-old son.
It was only a .22. And it was holstered. What could possibly go wrong?
You can read the whole thing in the What’s Up archives.