Have you noticed that jalapeños aren’t hot anymore?
Agronomists have Burbanked the heat right out of them.
These days if you want to play with fire you have to buy serranos.
Or maybe those Baker long greens.
Those jalapeños are as mild as bell peppers.
Those are not Jalapeños, are they? Look like the aforementioned Serranos, to me. And, where are you getting your Jalapeños these days?
Yes, those are serranos. The jalapeños don’t cut it.
When I used to buy jalapeños, I would get them at Food King or Jurado’s.
Do you ever go to Jurado’s? They’re the best.