Navel Gazing Archives – El Chuqueño

Welcome Back

I’m sorry I’ve been neglecting you. Relationships, you know, are hard. These days so many things compete for out attention.

They tell me my breathe is currently as hard as kerosene.

From Vice.com: This weekend, I plan on bringing my father’s grave an ofrenda: a bundle of flowers, a lime-and-salt rimmed

I’m thinking about marketing myself as a lifestyle brand. You know. Like Gwyneth Paltrow. From the New York Post: Gwyneth

Back before we were old enough to drink, we drank Schlitz. Schlitz tall boys, in steel cans, with a seam

Here’s the final chapter of the Inner Worlds, Outer Worlds program. By now you’ve probably given away all your material

Sounds almost conjugal, doesn’t it? Well, it is. See Part 1 here. I’ll post the final episode tomorrow.

Here’s more of the insubstantial substance of the universe. You can watch Part 1 here. Part 3 tomorrow.

Here’s a video that should make you enjoy your life. I won the lottery, and so did you.

A lifetime ago, some idiot with a Napoleon complex tried to paint me out in black and white…you’re too much

For your viewing pleasure. Or not. People were a lot more open before everyone was packing a video recorder, and

I shouldn’t put all the blame for city governance on bad intentions. I’m sure that almost everyone involved wants the

Here’s this crazy episode from Vice.com about this Dutchman who has mastered his autonomic nervous system to the extent that

My hard drive quit. El Chuqueño went dark, mostly, right before the election. But we’re back. If it means anything,