He probably thought it was just any old historic mission:
A judge ordered a 23-year-old El Paso man to spend 18 months in a state jail facility for urinating on the Alamo.
State District Judge Ray Olivarri sentenced Daniel Athens on Monday in San Antonio.
Athens had pleaded guilty to felony criminal mischief in February in exchange for a deal that capped his possible punishment at 18 months. The crime usually is punishable by up to two years of incarceration.
Eighteen months in the TDC? That should really straighten him out.