For petty revenge, give your best frenemy a dog.
Or, better yet, give it to their daughter.
Make it a big dog, maybe the size of a Great Dane. It’ll be better if you can find a breed that’s high strung. A dog that’s been bred for incontinence, and loose bowels. A dog that sheds a lot, and is flatulent, and impossible to house break.
On a related note, the ballpark will cost the City of El Paso $5 million more dollars over the next 6 years. From KTSM.com:
The El Paso City Council approved a nearly $5 million capital improvement plan for the Downtown ballpark but will defer pursuing projects until fiscal year 2022.
With the exception of safety and security upgrades for the ballpark, most projects scheduled to upgrade the facility will have to wait. The council voted unanimously for the plan during their Tuesday meeting.
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City officials say the nearly $5 million capital improvement plan is to make interior, structure, food service and retail improvements to the facility over five years. Some of those improvements would include a WestStar Club interior upgrade of $545,000, a $720,000 main video board purchase and $200,000 club level concourse resurfacing, among other items.
Do they make dogs like that? I think I may have discovered a lucrative niche market.