Sex Island Adventure

A Colombian company is offering a four-day resort vacation full of cocaine, prostitutes, and booze. From the Mirror:

A firm offering X-rated holidays has brazenly advertised packages featuring orgies with prostitutes on a ‘drug friendly’ Colombian island.

Two videos advertising the resort show men arriving for unlimited sex, drugs and alcohol.

One erotic video promoting the trips – described as a ‘sex island experience’ – shows a man arriving at a villa, where he is greeted by scantily clad girls.

Another shows a balding man walking into his room to discover four naked women lying face down on his bed.

It also shows dozens of bikini-clad models gyrating on a boat, while a caption on the screen boasts: ‘Unlimited sex included’.

The Sex Island adventure is $5000 for four days and three nights, booze, sex, and drugs included. I’m old and married, so I get all the booze, sex, and drugs I want for the price of a bottle of Sotol. Maybe half a bottle.

I reckon after four hours you’ll think you’re in hell, and pay extra to leave.

Maybe the EP CVB should step up their game.

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