I’m not the only one who knows where the best place to hole up is.
JUÁREZ, MEXICO—In an effort to let the heat die down a little, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly skipped town Saturday, telling White House officials that he was going to be lying low in Mexico for a spell.
“I need to steer clear of D.C. until some shit blows over,” said Biden, sitting in the far corner of a Mexican cantina with his back to the wall and taking a long swig from a bottle of Tecate Light. “It’s nothing I can’t handle, but let’s just say there was a little misunderstanding. Somebody didn’t get something they were supposed to get.”
“And somebody else got a whole lot more than they bargained for,” he added.
Biden, who contacted aides Monday from an undisclosed Mexican border town, said the situation was getting “pretty fucking dicey” up in Washington and that it was time for him to “take a little vacation” and get his head straight.
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