Just relax.

Maybe you heard about the burglary suspect who was shot by El Paso Police in his home, in front of his mother. Here’s the takeaway quote, courtesy of kfoxtv.com:

[EPPD spokesperson Chris] Mears said one officer attempted to deploy his Taser to calm the man down.

Not a cup of tea. Not a valium. His Taser.

Because when I’ve had a stressful day, what I like to do is sit in my backyard and shoot myself with a Taser.

Do you think we’re getting the unvarnished truth from our local police?

I reckon there will be more on this story to follow.

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