How To Live Like a King

It’s not all about glitter and glitz. Here’s a recipe for taking control of your life.

    1. DON’T SMOKE CIGARETTES.
    2. DRIVE OLD JAPANESE CARS. EASY AND CHEAP TO FIX & THEY RUN FOR FUCKING EVER.
    3. BUY MOST OF YOUR GROCERIES FROM THE PRODUCE SECTION. MOST OF THAT OTHER SHIT IS NOT ACTUALLY FOOD. YOU DON’T NEED IT.

The list goes on at Monofomus Press.

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