Are you trapped in a loveless engagement? Do you want to break up with your significant other, but don’t know how? Are you watching the impending wedding date with a trepidation usually reserved for death row inmates?
Take your bride’s straight-laced parents down to the Lowbrow Palace tonight, and tell them you’re thinking that Fixed Idea should play the reception.
Wait till your future ex-father-in-law pictures himself out there skanking in the pit.
You can thank me later.